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"Umbrellas sold at half price due to passengers throwing up onto parkgoers",
"75% of population's colds caused by log flumes, scientists say",
"Height limit lifted for wooden coaster, making children happy",
"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to house of horrors",
"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to haunted house",
"Violinist linked to coaster crash blossoms",
"Log flume photos terrible due to water on lens",
"Park visitor out of money, starts selling souvenirs to continue riding",
"Uncomortable benches at food court causing visitors to eat lunch in bumper cars",
"Carousel \"too scary\" according to four year old child",
"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts"
"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts",
"Janitors spotted mowing the lawn below rides for no real reason",
"Candy left on ground around rides - how did it get there?",
"Florida Man spotted drinking water from log flume",
"Disappointed mothers complaining about not being allowed to skip line with kids",
"Annoyed queue members listening to another kid cry about cotton candy",
"Path type changed below parkgoers in an instant, nobody confused",
"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
"Black Lives Matter.",
"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"great solution\" according to everyone else",
"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
"Visitors staying in park for years on end"
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