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"Umbrellas sold at half price due to passengers throwing up onto parkgoers",
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"75% of population's colds caused by log flumes, scientists say",
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"Height limit lifted for wooden coaster, making children happy",
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"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to house of horrors",
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"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to haunted house",
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"Violinist linked to coaster crash blossoms",
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"Log flume photos terrible due to water on lens",
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"Park visitor out of money, starts selling souvenirs to continue riding",
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"Uncomortable benches at food court causing visitors to eat lunch in bumper cars",
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"Carousel \"too scary\" according to four year old child",
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"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts"
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"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts",
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"Janitors spotted mowing the lawn below rides for no real reason",
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"Candy left on ground around rides - how did it get there?",
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"Florida Man spotted drinking water from log flume",
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"Disappointed mothers complaining about not being allowed to skip line with kids",
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"Annoyed queue members listening to another kid cry about cotton candy",
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"Path type changed below parkgoers in an instant, nobody confused",
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"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
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"Black Lives Matter.",
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"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
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"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"great solution\" according to everyone else",
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"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
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"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
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"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
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"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
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"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
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"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
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"Visitors staying in park for years on end"
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