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"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
"Black Lives Matter.",
"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"great solution\" according to everyone else",
"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"makes sense\" according to everyone else",
"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
"Visitors staying in park for years on end"
"Visitors staying in park for years on end",
"Injuries are now forbidden by law, making all rides completely safe",
"Rumored new ride with extremely high ticket price allegedly features a fruit as its logo",
"Study finds that users who tap the ticket booth more often become happier faster",
"New park named \"Seven Banners\" opened in Europe",
"Grossest popcorn flavor officially salted",
"Annoying family member wants pictures of everyone at a famous park location",
"Annoying family member wants to stop by every single gift store",
"Mutiple visitors allegedly only entering the park for the \"delicious burgers\", not rides",
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