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"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
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"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
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"Black Lives Matter.",
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"Black Lives Matter.",
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"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
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"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
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"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"great solution\" according to everyone else",
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"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"makes sense\" according to everyone else",
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"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
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"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
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"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
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"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
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"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
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"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
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"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
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"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
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"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
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"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
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"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
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"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
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"Visitors staying in park for years on end"
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"Visitors staying in park for years on end",
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"Injuries are now forbidden by law, making all rides completely safe",
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"Rumored new ride with extremely high ticket price allegedly features a fruit as its logo",
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"Study finds that users who tap the ticket booth more often become happier faster",
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"New park named \"Seven Banners\" opened in Europe",
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"Grossest popcorn flavor officially salted",
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"Annoying family member wants pictures of everyone at a famous park location",
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"Annoying family member wants to stop by every single gift store",
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"Mutiple visitors allegedly only entering the park for the \"delicious burgers\", not rides",
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