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23 lines
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"Carousel 7 broke down, but there is no mechanic available",
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"Popular park now features \"buy seventeen, get one free\" ticket sale",
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"Speed of ferris wheel set too high, causing whiplash",
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"New park constructs never-before-seen \"log flume\" ride",
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"Visitors allegedly getting lost in park due to too many paths that lead nowhere",
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"Performance artist locks themselves in ferris wheel pod for eight weeks",
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"Newspaper declares log flume high risk ride due to \"too many splinters\"",
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"Newspaper declares log flume high risk ride due to them being \"too wet\"",
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"Children excited by food stalls, saying \"soda soda soda soda soda\"",
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"Ride ran in reverse accidentally, making passengers younger",
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"Cotton candy reported missing after log flume ride",
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"Umbrellas sold at half price due to passengers throwing up onto parkgoers",
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"75% of population's colds caused by log flumes, scientists say",
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"Height limit lifted for wooden coaster, making children happy",
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"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to house of horrors",
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"Violinist linked to coaster crash blossoms",
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"Log flume photos terrible due to water on lens",
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"Park visitor out of money, starts selling souvenirs to continue riding",
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"Uncomortable benches at food court causing visitors to eat lunch in bumper cars",
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"Carousel \"too scary\" according to four year old child",
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"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts"
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