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54 lines
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"Carousel 7 broke down, but there is no mechanic available",
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"Popular park now features \"buy seventeen, get one free\" ticket sale",
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"Speed of ferris wheel set too high, causing whiplash",
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"New park constructs never-before-seen \"log flume\" ride",
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"Visitors allegedly getting lost in park due to too many paths that lead nowhere",
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"Performance artist locks themselves in ferris wheel pod for eight weeks",
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"Newspaper declares log flume high risk ride due to \"too many splinters\"",
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"Newspaper declares log flume high risk ride due to them being \"too wet\"",
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"Children excited by food stalls, saying \"soda soda soda soda soda\"",
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"Ride ran in reverse accidentally, making passengers younger",
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"Cotton candy reported missing after log flume ride",
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"Umbrellas sold at half price due to passengers throwing up onto parkgoers",
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"75% of population's colds caused by log flumes, scientists say",
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"Height limit lifted for wooden coaster, making children happy",
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"Pants in high demand at gift shop, allegedly due to haunted house",
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"Violinist linked to coaster crash blossoms",
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"Log flume photos terrible due to water on lens",
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"Park visitor out of money, starts selling souvenirs to continue riding",
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"Uncomortable benches at food court causing visitors to eat lunch in bumper cars",
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"Carousel \"too scary\" according to four year old child",
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"Tall person mistaken for park performer on stilts",
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"Janitors spotted mowing the lawn below rides for no real reason",
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"Candy left on ground around rides - how did it get there?",
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"Florida Man spotted drinking water from log flume",
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"Disappointed mothers complaining about not being allowed to skip line with kids",
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"Annoyed queue members listening to another kid cry about cotton candy",
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"Path type changed below parkgoers in an instant, nobody confused",
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"Destroying decorative pieces is far less expensive than acquiring them, study finds",
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"Black Lives Matter.",
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"Transphobe kicked out of park, \"well deserved\" according to everyone else",
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"Homophobe kicked out of park, \"makes sense\" according to everyone else",
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"Racist kicked out of park, \"go be stupid somewhere different\" says everyone else",
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"Ducks running around park, asking for bread loudly",
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"Food Courts giving out free water bowls to dogs, people approve",
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"Too few news items causing entries to repeat frequently, study shows",
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"Park sign with \"No Entry\" written on it causing people to get completely stuck in one-way path",
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"Ride accident causing parkgoers to never enter a similar ride again",
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"Visitors staying in park for years on end",
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"Injuries are now forbidden by law, making all rides completely safe",
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"Rumored new ride with extremely high ticket price allegedly features a fruit as its logo",
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"Study finds that users who tap the ticket booth more often become happier faster",
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"New park named \"Seven Banners\" opened in Europe",
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"Grossest popcorn flavor officially salted",
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"Annoying family member wants pictures of everyone at a famous park location",
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"Annoying family member wants to stop by every single gift store",
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"Mutiple visitors allegedly only entering the park for the \"delicious burgers\", not rides",
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"Flat earthers confused by curvature of ride rails",
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"Additional employees hired to help wheelchair users enter ride cars",
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"Kids frequently walking between legs of park performers on stilts, adults kind of concerned",
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"Park website doesn't support https, created 25 years ago and never updated",
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"Park website doesn't work on slow browsers, JavaScript confirmed disabled",
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"Children separated from their parents due to them not being on a leash"
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