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/*
    Song lyrics totally stolen from Owl City, The All-American Rejects, Yellowcard, Daniel Powter,
    Marianas Trench, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, The Script, Poppy, IAMX, The Faint, Coldplay, dodie,
    blink-182, Albert Hammond Jr, Lorde, Michael Patrick Kelly, Madsen, The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast,
    Wir Sind Helden, Juli, MALINDA, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Paramore, The 88, Hamilton, Lil Nas X.
    Thanks for making my life better with your songs. <3
*/
const quotes = [
    "I'm an oddity and that's alright",
    "There's no such thing as luck",
    "Let me be who I wanna be",
    "Let me fly and follow my dreams",
    "Cold integrity keeps me wide awake",
    "Welcome back, winter, once again",
    "Your shivers freeze all the rivers",
    "Rivulets flow from your eyes",
    "Paint runs from your mouth like a waterfall",
    "I'll brave glaciers and frozen lakes",
    "I left my heart in metropolis",
    "I'll never forget when we started out",
    "It's better this way, it's better this way",
    "Remember the road runnin' under our feet?",
    "Only when you look forward can you see behind",
    "I opened my eyes last night",
    "You happened to look and see the tunnels all around me",
    "All the subways around create a great sound",
    "With your ear to a seashell",
    "You can hear the waves in underwater caves",
    "Be yourself, but don't be so dramatic",
    "Cause life is cinematic",
    "Plot twist, it's a trilogy",
    "I'll be out of my mind, and you'll be out of ideas",
    "Let's spend the afternoon in a cold hot air balloon",
    "I'll kiss the ground wherever we touch back down",
    "You made my frown turn upside down",
    "I'll pack my bags and off I go",
    "As far as I know, I am halfway home",
    "The open summer breeze will sweep you through the hills",
    "I am floating away",
    "Lost in a silent ballet",
    "I'm dreaming you're out in the blue",
    "My darling, we're both on our way",
    "My house of cards is coming down",
    "If I ever escape, I'm gonna love and give it a name",
    "You tell me your blue skies fade to gray",
    "You're fakin' a smile with the coffee to go",
    "You're falling to pieces everytime",
    "You sing a sad song just to turn it around",
    "Too young, too smart, too much for this one town",
    "We'd get so high, we got lost coming down",
    "Move along, move along, like I know you do",
    "Your hands are shaking cold",
    "All you gotta keep is strong",
    "These desperate times call for desperate measures",
    "I been pushin for this for so long",
    "Kiss me, just once, for luck",
    "I'd like some desperate measures please",
    "Fall out through the fallout",
    "For ever after you will be my home",
    "There's no place like home",
    "Am I more than you bargained for yet?",
    "I miss the taste of a sweeter life",
    "I like to think that we had it all",
    "We drew a map to a better place",
    "Oh baby, why did you run away?",
    "I hear your voice in my sleep at night",
    "I was the man who never lied",
    "Don't let them take your freedom, child",
    "Say your piece, free your mind",
    "Seek the truth, go rise and shine",
    "Lose yourself, just go wild",
    "Can't go a day without computer boy",
    "I don't care and I won't change myself",
    "I fell in love with the man of the future",
    "Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife",
    "I just wanna turn the lights on",
    "I come with knives and agony",
    "I drove through countries like a marching funeral",
    "In the search of fools and utopia",
    "Evil voices lie when they say you're alone",
    "I walk with the noise",
    "I need to surrender",
    "Oh my god, you're beautiful",
    "The old king is dead, long live the king",
    "I'm so human",
    "A monster's here",
    "Hey, you might just listen to it sing",
    "Please let the devil in",
    "We don't eat our words, they don't taste so good",
    "She smells like lemongrass and peach",
    "She tastes like apple juice and peach",
    "You would find her in a polaroid picture",
    "I'm bored to death and fading fast",
    "Life is too short to last long",
    "It's not goodbye, I'm just losing touch",
    "I'll take the last train home",
    "Hey I'm sorry, I lost your memory",
    "I do my make-up in somebody else's car",
    "But I hear sounds in my mind",
    "Brand-new sounds in my mind",
    "That green light, I want it",
    "The only time I feel alive is when I find something I would die for",
    "Take on a malheur, malheur, malheur and turn it into a blessing in disguise",
    "Malheur, malheur, malheur turned to a bonheur, bonheur, bonheur",
    "Mein hungriges Herz durchfährt ein bittersüßer Schmerz",
    "Du warst mein erstes Lied",
    "Es ist das, was von dir blieb",
    "Ein Lied, das man nie vergisst",
    "Ich will dass du weißt, wo immer du auch bist: Es bleibt ein Lied für dich",
    "Herzrasen; Wohnungstür; Menschenmassen neben mir",
    "Fliegen summen laut wie Presslufthammer, und der Himmel wird zur Schreckenskammer",
    "Wenn es einfach passiert, wird mich die Angst nicht kontrolliern",
    "Wenn es einfach passiert, lass ich mein Herz über mich regiern",
    "I'm so desperately, hopelessly in love with West Covina",
    "Stop giving me the shakedown, I am not having a nervous-",
    "True happiness is so near",
    "Tickety-tock goes the tick tock clock",
    "In one indescribable instant, there is no time or space",
    "In one indescribable instant, it all falls into place",
    "The darkness - he's handsome for a metaphor",
    "This session is gonna be different",
    "He gives me love kernels",
    "Vielleicht wärst du Seetang, ich wäre Krill",
    "Wir wär'n der Seegang, und dann wär'n wir still",
    "Lass uns verschwinden, wir lösen uns auf",
    "Ja, ich weiß, es war 'ne geile Zeit",
    "Uns war kein Weg zu weit",
    "Ich fahr, bis es in den Beinen sticht",
    "Mit dem Fahrrad durch die Nacht",
    "Rote Ampeln, leere Stadt",
    "Ballerina in your music box",
    "Forever turning to the same tune",
    "They stare, but do they care about what you can't rearrange?",
    "Who's face is in the mirror today?",
    "Set fire to the roof of your house",
    "Angel wings at the bus stop",
    "Halos left on top of the bar",
    "Heaven doesn't want me now",
    "I wanna feel happy days, happy days",
    "Hey kid, don't quit your daydream yet",
    "Hey kid, don't listen to your head",
    "The group mind has decided you're in love",
    "Without love, you can save the world",
    "Nothing is ever anyone's fault",
    "We're all just products of childhood trauma",
    "The moment is me",
    "You need to calm down",
    "You're being too loud",
    "Shade never made anybody less gay",
    "I forgot that you existed",
    "I thought that it would kill me but it didn't",
    "I'd be the man",
    "I will be rising from the ground",
    "Like a skyscraper",
    "We can't back down, there's too much at stake",
    "This is serious, don't walk away",
    "We can't pretend it's not happening",
    "You - Me, we're face to face but we don't see eye to eye",
    "Like fire and rain, you can drive me insane",
    "I can't stay mad at you for anything",
    "You're the harmony to every song I sing",
    "I wouldn't change a, wouldn't change a thing",
    "I can feel the pressure",
    "We're better off without you",
    "Tell me where our time went, and if it was time well spent",
    "Just don't let me fall asleep",
    "Tonight I lie awake, feeling empty",
    "Yea that's what I always loved the most about you",
    "Baby if I'm half the man I say I am",
    "If I'm a woman with no fear, just like I claim I am",
    "The only proof that I need is you",
    "They taped over your mouth",
    "Scribbled out the truth with their lies",
    "Your little spies",
    "You say that I've been changing, that I'm not just simply aging",
    "Just keep on cramming ideas down my throat",
    "Next time you point a finger, I'll point you to the mirror",
    "It has to be so lonely to be the only one who's holy",
    "Somebody said: Be what you'll be",
    "We could be old, and cold, and dead on the sea",
    "I can't count the reasons I should stay",
    "You can't be too careful anymore",
    "When all that is waiting for you won't come any closer",
    "You've got to reach a little more",
    "And it's obvious that you're dying",
    "Just living proof that the camera's lying",
    "Smile, cause you'll go out in style",
    "Cause after all this time, I'm still into you",
    "I will never be satisfied",
    "He's after me 'cause I'm a Schuyler sister",
    "Take a break",
    "Run away with us for the summer",
    "I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase",
    "It changed the meaning, did you intend this?",
    "One stroke and you've consumed my waking days",
    "I know my sister like I know my own mind",
    "You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind",
    "In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet",
    "It's quiet uptown, it's quiet uptown",
    "History has its eyes on you",
    "It must be nice, it must be nice",
    "You'll be back, soon you'll see",
    "You'll remember you belong to me",
    "I am not throwing away my shot",
    "I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy and hungry",
    "The lights are so bright, but they never blind me",
    "I would wait forever and ever",
    "Searchin' for a sound we hadn't heard before",
    "They picked out a home and called it Holiday House",
    "It must've been her fault his heart gave out",
    "There goes the last great American dynasty",
    "I'm the one who burned us down",
    "Just don't go, meet me in the afterglow",
    "I take the long way home",
    "I ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright",
    "You said it was a great love, one for the ages",
    "I'm so mystified by how this city screams your name",
    "You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes",
    "We're so sad, we paint the town blue",
    "I was riding in a getaway car",
    "Said goodbye in a getaway car",
    "I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you",
    "And right there, where we stood, was holy ground",
    "Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me",
    "Look at this idiotic fool that you made me",
    "Don't call me kid, don't call me baby",
    "And if my wishes came true, it would've been you",
    "In my defense, I have none",
    "But it would've been fun if you would've been the one",
    "Take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die",
    "A red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground",
    "I don't belong, and my beloved, neither do you",
    "I'm feelin' twenty-two",
    "It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters",
    "Thinkin' all love ever does is break, and burn, and end",
    "On a Wednesday, in a café, I watched it begin again",
    "I look through the windows of this love",
    "Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts",
    "Chandeliers still flicker in here",
    "I see you everywhere, the only thing we share is this small town",
    "If you're ever tired of being known for who you know",
    "You know, you'll always know me",
    "You're a queen selling dreams",
    "Sellin' make-up and magazines",
    "Never be so clever, you forget to be kind",
    "Watched as you signed your name; marjorie",
    "Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind",
    "Rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife",
    "The more that you say, the less I know",
    "Wherever you stray, I follow",
    "Take my hand, wreck my plans, that's my man",
    "What would he do if he found us out?",
    "Spring breaks loose, but so does fear",
    "Yes I got your letter, yes I'm doing better",
    "I know that it's over, I don't need your closure",
    "Long story short, it was a bad time",
    "Long story short, I survived",
    "Misery, like the war of words I shouted in my sleep",
    "A knife cuts both ways",
    "If the shoe fits, walk in it, 'til your high heels break",
    "My love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it",
    "We could call it even, you could call be babe for the weekend",
    "'tis the damn season, write this down",
    "The holidays linger like bad perfume",
    "The road not taken looks real good now",
    "It always leads to you and my hometown",
    "Sleeping half the day, just for old times' sake",
    "Gleaming, twinkling, eyes like sinking ships on water",
    "So inviting, I almost jump in",
    "I don't like a gold rush",
    "My mind turns your life into folklore",
    "I can't dare to dream about you anymore",
    "I think he did it, but I just can't prove it",
    "And I'm sittin' on a bench in coney island",
    "Wond'rin' where did my baby go",
    "Sorry for not making you my centerfold",
    "This slope is treacherous",
    "When the words of a sister come back and whisper",
    "Not a twin from your dreams, she's a crook who was caught",
    "That old, familiar body ache, the snaps from the same little breaks",
    "In your soul, you know when it's time to go",
    "I stayed here, dust collecting on my pinned up hair",
    "They expected me to find, somewhere, some perspective",
    "I sat and stared right where you left me",
    "You left me no choice but to stay here forever",
    "I want you to know: I'm a mirrorball",
    "When I was shipwrecked, I thought of you",
    "In the cracks of light, I dreamed of you",
    "Is there a line that we can just go cross?",
    "Floors of a cabin creaking under my step",
    "I had a feeling so peculiar",
    "This pain wouldn't be for evermore",
    "Du bringst mich um, du bringst mich um Schlaf und Verstand",
    "Und ich beiß' deinen Namen ins Gras",
    "Rand und Band zieh'n ohne mich auf's Land",
    "Ich bin außer dir gar nicht hier",
    "Hol' den Vorschlaghammer",
    "Sie haben uns ein Denkmal gebaut",
    "Jeder Vollidiot weiß, dass das die Liebe versaut",
    "Ich fühl' mich unwohl ohne Kopf in der Straßenbahn",
    "Deswegen lern' ich kopflos Fahrradfahr'n",
    "Du legst die heiße Stirn gegen das Glas",
    "Ein müder Pantomime, du hebst nichtmal mehr die Hände",
    "Unter deinen Schuhen wächst das Gras",
    "Lassen Sie uns durch, lassen Sie uns durch, wir sind Arzt",
    "Ist das so, ich meine muss das so?",
    "Dein Weg muss steinig sein, du musst gepeinigt sein",
    "Du musst verrückt sein, solltest du dir zu schnell einig sein",
    "Nutz jede Lücke, Mücke, box' dich groß und bück' dich klein",
    "Nur wer allein lacht darf am Ende endlich kleinlich sein",
    "Hast du gehört, du sollst den Tag nicht vor der Arbeit loben",
    "Fühlst du dich aufgehoben, sag, fühlst du dich aufgeschoben?",
    "Ihr sagt the höher they come, the blöder they fall",
    "So verdammt emporgekommen und immer noch standing tall",
    "Ihr sagt was so upgeht, must doch bitte come down",
    "Entschuldigung, ich sagte, wir sind gekommen, um zu bleiben",
    "Dann sagt ihr schau, the end is near, bitte face your final curtain",
    "Diese Geister singen schief und sind nicht einfach auszutreiben",
    "I don't know why, but with you I'd dance in a storm",
    "I wanna stay right here, in this passenger seat",
    "You put your eyes on me, in this moment now, capture it, remember it",
    "It's the first kiss, it's flawless, really somethin'",
    "I got tired of waiting",
    "Wondering if you were ever coming around",
    "My faith in you was fading when I met you on the outskirts of town",
    "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone",
    "I keep waiting for you, but you never come",
    "Is this in my head, I don't know what to think",
    "Cause I'm not your princess",
    "This ain't our fairytale",
    "You're in my rearview mirror, disappearing now",
    "I'm not the one you'll sweep off their feet",
    "This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town",
    "Now it's too late for you and your white horse",
    "It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone",
    "I was there when you said 'forever and always'",
    "You got the keys to me",
    "I love each freckle on your face",
    "Take a deep breath and jump, then fall into me",
    "Baby, I'm never gonna leave you",
    "Say that you wanna be with me too",
    "It's the best seat in the best room",
    "So far above feeling anything",
    "It's such a shame, cause I was Miss Here To Stay",
    "Goodbye, Mister Casually Cruel",
    "That's when I'll be waiting at the front gate",
    "When I see your face, I'll let you in, and baby, that's when",
    "I don't know why all the trees change in the fall",
    "I had the best day with you today",
    "Call me when you want, call me when you need",
    "Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way",
    "Call me by your name",
    "Tell me you love me in private",
    "I do not care if you lying",
    "I'm not fazed, only here to sin"
];
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