71 lines
2.1 KiB
HTML
71 lines
2.1 KiB
HTML
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<title>Oh no :(</title>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Roboto">
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<link rel="icon" href="favicon.ico">
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<style>
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body {
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font-family: Roboto;
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background-color: #383838;
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}
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.content {
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color: white;
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position: absolute;
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text-align: center;
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left: 50%;
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top: 40%;
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transform: translate(-50%, -60%);
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}
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.disclaimer {
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position: absolute;
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bottom: 10px;
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right: 10px;
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color: gray;
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}
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a {
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color: #6c767c;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="content">
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<h1>Oh no :(</h1>
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<p>
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There's nothing here, I'm sorry.
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</p>
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<p>
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<span id="message"></span>
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<script>
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const messages = [
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'Maybe try a different place?',
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'Do you want to know a secret?',
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'This is a magical place.',
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'What were you trying to find?',
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'Now my day is ruined',
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'There\'s a place like this somewhere',
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'I shall overcome this obstacle.',
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'Mhmm mh mhhhhm mhmh mhmm mhm',
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'Confucius once said: This page is unavailable',
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'Actually, I lied... there\'s a lot here. You just can\'t see it.',
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'My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined',
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'Ellpeck probably failed the code',
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'Why are you like this?'
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];
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let message = Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length);
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document.getElementById('message').innerHTML = '<em>' + messages[message] + '</em>';
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</script>
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</p>
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</div>
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<div class="disclaimer">
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<em>If you think there should be something here, please notify me at <a href="mailto:me@ellpeck.de">me@ellpeck.de</a>. Thanks!</em>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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