'a':"I'm "+getAge()+" years old. This automatically updates now, too, so I won't ever forget to update it again!"
},
{
'q':'Where are you from?',
'a':"I am from Neuss, Germany and I'm currently living and going to university in Aachen, Germany."
},
{
'q':'Why are you called Ellpeck?',
'a':"Well, it actually isn't as interesting of a story as some of you might hope. Long story short, when I was little (and was, apparently, very bad at English), I decided to make a YouTube channel called \"LetsPlayEveryGames.\" Shortly after, I also made a Minecraft account that I was going to call the same thing. At the time, though, there was a limit for how many characters your name could have, and so I opted for calling myself \"LPEG\" instead. When a friend of mine came along and started trying to pronounce that name, instead of saying each individual letter on its own, he started pronouncing it like a word: Ell-Peg. ...Ellpeck. I liked that pronounciation and so I stuck with the name."
},
{
'q':"What's your gender?",
'a':"I like to think this is pretty clear, but in case anyone is wondering anyway: I'm male."
},
{
'q':"What's your sexual orientation?",
'a':'I like cute guys.'
},
{
'q':'Are you in a relationship?',
'a':'I feel like my relationship status is constantly "It\'s complicated".'
},
{
'q':'What languages do you speak?',
'a':'German, English, Java, JavaScript, C# and a bit of C, HTML and CSS.'
},
{
'q':"What's your job/occupation?",
'a':"I'm currently studying Computer Science at the <a href=\"https://www.rwth-aachen.de/\">RWTH Aachen</a>. I don't have a job on the side or anything, though."
},
{
'q':'What do you use to code?',
'a':"For my Java projects, I use IntelliJ IDEA. For most of my other projects, which are usually rather small, I use Atom because it's simple and fast."
'a':'I made this page myself using <a href="https://getbootstrap.com/">Bootstrap</a>. I have something to confess, though: Most of the content on this page is dynamically generated using JavaScript. I think it\'s practical and useful to do this, but I also know that it\'s bad practice because it gives search engines and some other stuff a bit of trouble. Oh well. If you\'re curious about the (probably pretty messy) code, then you can check out the <a href="https://github.com/Ellpeck/Web">GitHub repository</a>.'