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@ -457,6 +457,30 @@ const quotes = [
"Dear reader, burn all the files, desert all your past lives",
"Dear reader, bend when you can, snap when you have to",
"You should find another guiding light",
"This is why I don't leave the house"
"This is why I don't leave the house",
"Low-key, no pressure, just hang with me and my weather",
"I just killed off what was left of the optimist in me",
"Hearts are breaking, wars are raging on",
"Don't make me laugh, I'll choke",
"I ain't gon' smile if I don't want to",
"I wish we were all rose-colored too",
"I'm just a little bit caught in the middle",
"I'm so fake happy",
"If I smiled with my teeth, bet you'd believe me",
"Oh please, don't ask me how I've been",
"Oh please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too",
"You got me nervous when you're turning it into a joke",
"Can't help I'm sentimental",
"Another song that runs too long, God knows no one needs",
"That most unrestful bed, that most original of sins",
"You see a flood-lit form, I see a shirt design",
"I'm no savior of yours and you're no friend of mine",
"I let go of the coat, but the coat won't let go of me",
"If nothing comes of it, then just know we are grateful",
"I never said I'd save you, honey",
"If I was you I'd run from me, oh",
"You'll see you're not the only one who's hopeless",
"Just let me let you down",
"I know that you're afraid to let all the dark escape you"
];
$('#quote-text').html(`🎵 <em>${quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]}</em>`);