diff --git a/404.html b/404.html index 4dc67b2..fc5ad2f 100644 --- a/404.html +++ b/404.html @@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ - Oh no :( + 404 @@ -31,12 +31,13 @@ a { color: #6c767c; + text-decoration: none; }
-

Oh no :(

+

Four Oh Four

There's nothing here, I'm sorry.

@@ -46,17 +47,15 @@ const messages = [ 'Maybe try a different place?', 'Do you want to know a secret?', - 'This is a magical place.', + 'This is a magical place', 'What were you trying to find?', 'Now my day is ruined', 'There\'s a place like this somewhere', 'I shall overcome this obstacle.', - 'Mhmm mh mhhhhm mhmh mhmm mhm', - 'Confucius once said: This page is unavailable', - 'Actually, I lied... there\'s a lot here. You just can\'t see it.', - 'My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined', - 'Ellpeck probably failed the code', - 'Why are you like this?' + 'Why are you like this?', + 'this is so sad alexa play despacito', + 'The server is at a loss for what you were trying to find', + 'oh no :(' ]; let message = Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length); @@ -65,7 +64,7 @@

- If you think there should be something here, please notify me at me@ellpeck.de. Thanks! + If you think there should be something here, please notify me at me@ellpeck.de.
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/scripts/about.js b/scripts/about.js index 94fe9a8..91d2731 100644 --- a/scripts/about.js +++ b/scripts/about.js @@ -18,10 +18,6 @@ const questions = [{ 'q': "What's your sexual orientation?", 'a': 'I like cute guys.' }, - { - 'q': 'Are you in a relationship?', - 'a': 'I feel like my relationship status is constantly "It\'s complicated".' - }, { 'q': 'What languages do you speak?', 'a': 'German, English, Java, JavaScript, C# and a bit of C, HTML and CSS.' @@ -36,11 +32,15 @@ const questions = [{ }, { 'q': 'How did you make this site?', - 'a': 'I made this page myself using Bootstrap. I have something to confess, though: Most of the content on this page is dynamically generated using JavaScript. I think it\'s practical and useful to do this, but I also know that it\'s bad practice because it gives search engines and some other stuff a bit of trouble. Oh well. If you\'re curious about the (probably pretty messy) code, then you can check out the GitHub repository.' + 'a': 'I made this page using Bootstrap. The content is dynamically generated using JavaScript based on a bunch of JSON data. If you\'re curious about the (probably pretty messy) code, then you can check out the GitHub repository.' }, { 'q': 'Tabs or spaces?', 'a': (Math.random() >= 0.5 ? 'Tabs' : 'Spaces') + '.' + }, + { + 'q': 'What\'s the deal with life?', + 'a': 'Man, if I knew.' } ]; diff --git a/scripts/projects.js b/scripts/projects.js index f2a6940..a18f9aa 100644 --- a/scripts/projects.js +++ b/scripts/projects.js @@ -71,7 +71,7 @@ const projects = [{ 'links': { 'Play it here': 'https://www.ellpeck.de/crossword/' }, - 'status': 'On hold', + 'status': 'Done-ish', 'icon': 'crossword' }, { @@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ const projects = [{ 'links': { 'Check it out here': 'https://www.ellpeck.de/poemgen/' }, - 'status': 'Cancelled', + 'status': 'Done-ish', 'icon': 'poem' } ];