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/*
    Song lyric credits:
    Owl City
    The All-American Rejects
    Yellowcard
    Daniel Powter
    Marianas Trench
    Fall Out Boy
    Maroon 5
    The Script
    Poppy
    IAMX
    The Faint
    Coldplay
    dodie
    blink-182
    Albert Hammond, Jr.
    Lorde
    Michael Patrick Kelly
    Madsen
    The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
    Wir Sind Helden
    Juli
    MALINDA
    Demi Lovato
    Taylor Swift
    Paramore
    The 88
    Hamilton
*/

const quotes = [
    "I'm an oddity and that's alright",
    "There's no such thing as luck",
    "Let me be who I wanna be",
    "Let me fly and follow my dreams",
    "Cold integrity keeps me wide awake",
    "Welcome back, winter, once again",
    "Your shivers freeze all the rivers",
    "Rivulets flow from your eyes",
    "Paint runs from your mouth like a waterfall",
    "I'll brave glaciers and frozen lakes",
    "I left my heart in metropolis",
    "I'll never forget when we started out",
    "It's better this way, it's better this way",
    "Remember the road runnin' under our feet?",
    "Only when you look forward can you see behind",
    "I opened my eyes last night",
    "You happened to look and see the tunnels all around me",
    "All the subways around create a great sound",
    "With your ear to a seashell",
    "You can hear the waves in underwater caves",
    "Be yourself, but don't be so dramatic",
    "Cause life is cinematic",
    "Plot twist, it's a trilogy",
    "I'll be out of my mind, and you'll be out of ideas",
    "Let's spend the afternoon in a cold hot air balloon",
    "I'll kiss the ground wherever we touch back down",
    "You made my frown turn upside down",
    "I'll pack my bags and off I go",
    "As far as I know, I am halfway home",
    "The open summer breeze will sweep you through the hills",
    "I am floating away",
    "Lost in a silent ballet",
    "I'm dreaming you're out in the blue",
    "My darling, we're both on our way",
    "My house of cards is coming down",
    "If I ever escape, I'm gonna love and give it a name",
    "You tell me your blue skies fade to gray",
    "You're fakin' a smile with the coffee to go",
    "You're falling to pieces everytime",
    "You sing a sad song just to turn it around",
    "Too young, too smart, too much for this one town",
    "We'd get so high, we got lost coming down",
    "Move along, move along, like I know you do",
    "Your hands are shaking cold",
    "All you gotta keep is strong",
    "These desperate times call for desperate measures",
    "I been pushin for this for so long",
    "Kiss me, just once, for luck",
    "I'd like some desperate measures please",
    "Fall out through the fallout",
    "For ever after you will be my home",
    "There's no place like home",
    "Am I more than you bargained for yet?",
    "I miss the taste of a sweeter life",
    "I like to think that we had it all",
    "We drew a map to a better place",
    "Oh baby, why did you run away?",
    "I hear your voice in my sleep at night",
    "I was the man who never lied",
    "Don't let them take your freedom, child",
    "Say your piece, free your mind",
    "Seek the truth, go rise and shine",
    "Lose yourself, just go wild",
    "Can't go a day without computer boy",
    "I don't care and I won't change myself",
    "I fell in love with the man of the future",
    "Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife",
    "I just wanna turn the lights on",
    "I come with knives and agony",
    "I drove through countries like a marching funeral",
    "In the search of fools and utopia",
    "Evil voices lie when they say you're alone",
    "I walk with the noise",
    "I need to surrender",
    "Oh my god, you're beautiful",
    "The old king is dead, long live the king",
    "I'm so human",
    "A monster's here",
    "Hey, you might just listen to it sing",
    "Please let the devil in",
    "We don't eat our words, they don't taste so good",
    "She smells like lemongrass and peach",
    "She tastes like apple juice and peach",
    "You would find her in a polaroid picture",
    "I'm bored to death and fading fast",
    "Life is too short to last long",
    "It's not goodbye, I'm just losing touch",
    "I'll take the last train home",
    "Hey I'm sorry, I lost your memory",
    "I do my make-up in somebody else's car",
    "But I hear sounds in my mind",
    "Brand-new sounds in my mind",
    "That green light, I want it",
    "The only time I feel alive is when I find something I would die for",
    "Take on a malheur, malheur, malheur and turn it into a blessing in disguise",
    "Malheur, malheur, malheur turned to a bonheur, bonheur, bonheur",
    "Mein hungriges Herz durchfährt ein bittersüßer Schmerz",
    "Du warst mein erstes Lied",
    "Es ist das, was von dir blieb",
    "Ein Lied, das man nie vergisst",
    "Ich will dass du weißt, wo immer du auch bist: Es bleibt ein Lied für dich",
    "Herzrasen; Wohnungstür; Menschenmassen neben mir",
    "Fliegen summen laut wie Presslufthammer, und der Himmel wird zur Schreckenskammer",
    "Wenn es einfach passiert, wird mich die Angst nicht kontrolliern",
    "Wenn es einfach passiert, lass ich mein Herz über mich regiern",
    "I'm so desperately, hopelessly in love with West Covina",
    "Stop giving me the shakedown, I am not having a nervous-",
    "True happiness is so near",
    "Tickety-tock goes the tick tock clock",
    "In one indescribable instant, there is no time or space",
    "In one indescribable instant, it all falls into place",
    "The darkness - he's handsome for a metaphor",
    "This session is gonna be different",
    "He gives me love kernels",
    "Vielleicht wärst du Seetang, ich wäre Krill",
    "Wir wär'n der Seegang, und dann wär'n wir still",
    "Lass uns verschwinden, wir lösen uns auf",
    "Ja, ich weiß, es war 'ne geile Zeit",
    "Uns war kein Weg zu weit",
    "Ich fahr, bis es in den Beinen sticht",
    "Mit dem Fahrrad durch die Nacht",
    "Rote Ampeln, leere Stadt",
    "Ballerina in your music box",
    "Forever turning to the same tune",
    "They stare, but do they care about what you can't rearrange?",
    "Who's face is in the mirror today?",
    "Set fire to the roof of your house",
    "Angel wings at the bus stop",
    "Halos left on top of the bar",
    "Heaven doesn't want me now",
    "I wanna feel happy days, happy days",
    "Hey kid, don't quit your daydream yet",
    "Hey kid, don't listen to your head",
    "The group mind has decided you're in love",
    "Without love, you can save the world",
    "Nothing is ever anyone's fault",
    "We're all just products of childhood trauma",
    "The moment is me",
    "You need to calm down",
    "You're being too loud",
    "Shade never made anybody less gay",
    "I forgot that you existed",
    "I thought that it would kill me but it didn't",
    "I'd be the man",
    "I will be rising from the ground",
    "Like a skyscraper",
    "We can't back down, there's too much at stake",
    "This is serious, don't walk away",
    "We can't pretend it's not happening",
    "You - Me, we're face to face but we don't see eye to eye",
    "Like fire and rain, you can drive me insane",
    "I can't stay mad at you for anything",
    "You're the harmony to every song I sing",
    "I wouldn't change a, wouldn't change a thing",
    "I can feel the pressure",
    "We're better off without you",
    "Tell me where our time went, and if it was time well spent",
    "Just don't let me fall asleep",
    "Tonight I lie awake, feeling empty",
    "Yea that's what I always loved the most about you",
    "Baby if I'm half the man I say I am",
    "If I'm a woman with no fear, just like I claim I am",
    "The only proof that I need is you",
    "They taped over your mouth",
    "Scribbled out the truth with their lies",
    "Your little spies",
    "You say that I've been changing, that I'm not just simply aging",
    "Just keep on cramming ideas down my throat",
    "Next time you point a finger, I'll point you to the mirror",
    "It has to be so lonely to be the only one who's holy",
    "Somebody said: Be what you'll be",
    "We could be old, and cold, and dead on the sea",
    "I can't count the reasons I should stay",
    "You can't be too careful anymore",
    "When all that is waiting for you won't come any closer",
    "You've got to reach a little more",
    "And it's obvious that you're dying",
    "Just living proof that the camera's lying",
    "Smile, cause you'll go out in style",
    "Cause after all this time, I'm still into you",
    "I will never be satisfied",
    "He's after me 'cause I'm a Schuyler sister",
    "Take a break",
    "Run away with us for the summer",
    "I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase",
    "It changed the meaning, did you intend this?",
    "One stroke and you've consumed my waking days",
    "I know my sister like I know my own mind",
    "You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind",
    "In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet",
    "It's quiet uptown, it's quiet uptown",
    "History has its eyes on you",
    "It must be nice, it must be nice",
    "You'll be back, soon you'll see",
    "You'll remember you belong to me",
    "I am not throwing away my shot",
    "I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy and hungry",
    "The lights are so bright, but they never blind me",
    "I would wait forever and ever",
    "Searchin' for a sound we hadn't heard before",
    "They picked out a home and called it Holiday House",
    "It must've been her fault his heart gave out",
    "There goes the last great American dynasty",
    "I'm the one who burned us down",
    "Just don't go, meet me in the afterglow",
    "I take the long way home",
    "I ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright",
    "You said it was a great love, one for the ages",
    "I'm so mystified by how this city screams your name",
    "You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes",
    "We're so sad, we paint the town blue",
    "I was riding in a getaway car",
    "Said goodbye in a getaway car"
];
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